As I sat in Starbucks having a fun treat with my kids, I felt something land on my forehead. With surprisingly little panic I pinched it and threw it on the floor to see that it was a spider. So I smooshed it.
I really wanted to scream and vomit at the thought of what would have happened had it landed in my hair instead of on my forehead!!
Instead I shuttered with disgust and thought, "Haha God...not funny." Can we be done now?