Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Stacy:

Hi - This is your muscles talking. Hey listen, we really appreciate that you are working out and taking better care of us. But every time you take a "sculpt" class two days in a row, we will make you pay. You won't want to move, you will be thankful you don't have stairs in your house because going up and down them will be torture. Sitting and standing will feel like your muscles are tearing apart. You will be required to walk like you are an old hunched over lady. You will feel muscles that you have never felt before...and you won't like it.

So, in the future, please give us a break. We will have a much better relationship. We will still get you the results you want, but much more gently.

Hey, thanks!!
Your Muscles

1 comment:

Holly said...

I just had this vision of a good muscle on one side of your shoulder talking to you and a bad muscle on your other shouldler disagreeing and coaxing you into a THIRD sculpting class - and now you have the vision too....just trying to be an example to my kids and share ;-)